1st day of data collection

Ah! you all would be thinking about which data collection I am talking about. Please let that be suspense for few more line before I break the shackles and bring out the secret to you.

The day for which i was waiting since I came to NBRC happens to be on the last day of June and the first day of new week. Yeah u guessed it correctly it was 30th June, 2008. The day being with couple of calls which disturbed my sleep, one by mom and other from some unmentionable source, as i was unable to attend it. Even though it's the first day of week, i wanted to be the last day of week. But I am not almighty that all my wish will be granted and so this one was not granted. I got out off bed against my will as i was getting late for lab, but to my surprise i was the first one to reach the lab. Chalo kam se kam kabhi to phela pahuch gaya, last ek week se Ma'am phela pauchte the phir mian. But still i was feeling sleepy their but before i could go for other nap bucnh of my lab mates(to be correct summer trainee) entered the lab and disturbed my sleep(yaar log ye kyu nahi smjhte ke is duniya me sabse pyari chej neendh hoti hai, mian ye to apne mummy ko samjha samjha ke har chuka hoo, per wo hai ke roj subh call kar ke mujhe disturb karte hai, mummy please thoda wait kar liya karo). Then finally comes the Ma'am, for whom all of us were waiting.

First word which Ma'am spoke after entering the lab was "Pawan come here", Oh! my god y the hell she is calling me, as though I am feeling sleepy what the fucking work she is going to give me. But I was surprised when she told," That doctor replied and he has said that we don't have any specific day for PD(Parkinson's Disease patient), so we can go today for data collection, but it is very unlikely that we will get any PD patient today". Wow! i got to meet PD patient I will get to see y this guys are so special or to say y world is investing so much money on these guys.... oh! what a experience it would to meet guys who are not normal(for me it was kinda of adventure). Frankly, speaking I thought these guys to be completely alien. After taking all my tools and other things I got ready to meet these aliens( don't take it anyother sense). After waiting for two hour for we got the indica which will take us to PARAS. Full of excitement i was just waiting to meet these guys. Running through NH-8 we reached one of the well renowned hospital of city: PARAS Hospital, the best in the city, it was clearly evident from the number of departments they have and if this was not enough they have fully air conditioned hospital...... y the hell I am deviating from my topic.

As ma'am has instructed to go and meet Dr. Praveen Gupta of neurology dep.. After doing all inquiry about Dr. we went to meet him, as ma'am has said he is young and so talk politely( i am wondering till now y ma'am said that specific line....). After short introduction he informed me that so called alien has gone and there is least possibility that any more alien are going to come today, saying these words doctor ran into his cabin as if we were about to rape(we r still normal Mr. doctor) or robe him. What to do now, call ma'am said my frnd... y this ideas doesn't strike me.... tip tak tip..... hello Ma'am Pawan here, Dr. said blah blah ........ . Tell him that alien won't give data unless u(doctor) tell him to give. Like a disciplined and obidient soldier we went to doctor again.. tak tak doctor Pawan here i want to talk to you, please wait outside i am diagnosing a patient, yes sir. 10, 20, 30 min,oh! my god how much time is he taking, what he is doing inside?????

31st minute, our dear doctor showed his glimpse and we like his fan ran behind him, sir ma'am said........................ can u wait here for whole day? yes sir, wait... sitting there we saw lot of patient running in and out, but our dear dr. was not visible anywhere. In middle of everything came inside a girl(i think u can understand y i am talking abt her...) with her boyfriend or husband(actually it was very difficult to guess). The first thing which i spoke, what the fuck he made this girl pregnant, he could have waited for some more years, y the hell he did this?? I didn't notice her was the words of my frnd who accompanied me to hospital. Again I deviated from main topic, actually I think i have habit of deviation.

After some 2 hr of waiting the moment came when we were able to see our dear....(oh! i am feed up of using that word, i think this guy doesn't deserve the word dear..) and his only words were," come on Wednesday morning between 9 to 10 am". Aha! finally he said something.... chalo hum aab wapis jaa sakte hai. What do you think about lunch in Haldiram, i asked my frnd. I would love it.

Phone, tip tip tip....... hello amit, main Pawan bol raha hoon main aap ka wait kar raha hoo, aap jaldi aajayo humko wapis jana hai..... bhaiya haldiram chalna. In few seconds we were on the highway cruising at the speed of 110kmph and in few minutes we reached haldiram. After placing order we meet the so called budhau of NBRC(name given by me.....) and all the mess started after that. Car's engine failed and we were forced to travel by Dharuheda...
Heat, Bus, stinking people are etana kam tha dimag ko kharab karne ke kam tha ke a rod fell on my leg and i got injured . Chalo etane tasalle the ke thode der me NSG pahuch jaunga... per it is still 2km from NBRC(jungle me bana hai ye institute, koi facility nahi hai yaha).

Ah! finally i reached my room and slept there aur phir neendh toote to mummy ke phone call se(pata nahi kaun se dusmani hai mera neendh aur mummy me).
Are yaar pura din barbad ho gaya per i was not able to meet those aliens for whom i had to under go so much trouble. Phir raat aaye, I don't think night should be described here...............
finally when i went to bed i had with two thoughts: chalo i will meet those aliens on Wednesday,
and second: do these doctors really deserve the respect which give them, truly speaking these doctors sucks at their social life( i can say this both from personal and professional experience)..
Doctors are the fellows who are having wrost social life in this world...... abe shudhar jao yaar, thoda socialise ho jaoge to kuch nahi ho ga... but u will feel gud. Are koi en doctro ko Munna bhai MBBS dekha do..................................................

PS: I used alien for PD patient because i was going to meet them for first time and i hate using word patient each time and it's humble request please don't give this doctor so much respect.